By Joe Schmoe at Evolved Body Art. <3
You gotta roll with the punches to get to what’s real. You might as well JUMP! (Yes I’m gay, am with my gay sister @ainalopez.)
A little sick Christmas song from me. Okay, it’s not even a Christmas song. It’s just mindless hilarity and a half-assed cover. But that’s Christmas!
Yesterday a gas station reminded me I had 8 days til Christmas. Their zen-ish bathroom had “8 days til Christmas” written in mosaic of stones. Damn.


